Download Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus Full Movie | Where To Watch The Full Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus Movie
Lets just start off by saying that the 2 stars this movie got was being generous. Spoiler alert this movie is sh%t. I got this movie out not expecting much just hoping for some nice shark vs octopus action, I was greatly disappointed. Terrible acting, production, special effect and story line in general, if you want to make a movie called mega shark vs giant octopus I expect straight ruckus not some half ass ed bullsh%t. If I had to find one thing to compliment the movie on it would be its title, that is the only thing I like about this movie. I do not understand how a single person could sit through this movie without wanting to kill themselves. I have seen better production in amateur porn. I sent Jack Perez (the writer and director) a email inquiring about the legitimacy of the movie and whether it was serious or not, I also told him to never make a movie again either way and hopefully he listens to me. This movie disgusts me.
I'm not quite sure where to begin with this – it came across like a bad dream but with worse acting. If you can imagine a kid with a rubber shark beating up his toy aeroplane then you can picture the special effects. The science was a bit weird too – the monster shark was swimming at 500kts (nearly 600mph) which is pretty fast for a fish but luckily the sub could go faster.I was shaking my head for the first 30 mins thinking this couldn't get any worse but my kids were cheering their favourite creature on. In the end though I just sort of appreciated it for what it was and joined them. It was definitely appalling but sort of fun at the same time. The main achievement of the film was that it made me feel like I could make a monster movie myself … 10 minutes in my kids toy box, 5 minutes with photoshop and perhaps a minute on the script … monster worms vs giant sparrows anyone?
I gave this film 1 out of 10, because… many people who did reviews say "why can't I give it a zero?" and I'm asking myself… why can't I give it a minus? Because this film deserves – 10! It is extremely dumb and outrageous. The director Jack Perez is obviously an idiot, or someone who likes to irritate people. Who the hell finance this… asylum production, these guys needs to leave this planet. Please… you're making movies that are supposed to be serious… but they are not! It's a fuc**ng comedy! Somebody destroy these asylum guys. Seriously! Now, the story begins with big ice glacier with big megalodon (the shark) and giant octopus inside. The glacier brakes and the two giant entities starts running around eating and destroying everything in their path. Like shark for example jumps of out water and grabs a large airplane… dear me… So, federals grabs three scientists (who are perfectly skilled in mixing some colored liquids) to find a solu…
- Download La Vie en Rose Full Movie | La Vie en Rose Movie Clothing
- Download Primer Full Movie | Download Primer Movie Legally
- Download No Good Deed Full Movie | No Good Deed Movie Location
- Download American Pie Presents The Naked Mile Full Movie | American Pie Presents The Naked Mile Film Actors
- Download Max mon amour Full Movie | Can I Download Max mon amour The Movie